Vote Huckabee '08 - Or Chuck Norris Will Kill You

Actor, martial arts expert, motivational speaker and all-around greatest human to ever walk the Earth Chuck Norris has finally made his long-awaited endorsement for next year's presidential campaign. And it ain't Hillary.

Chuck has come out in favor of Arkansas Governor (and former Baptist minister) Mike Huckabee.

It all makes sense now. Chuck clearly round-house kicked Huckabee's 105 pounds off a few years ago. And now he's angling for a cabinet position as Secretary of Pain. Frankly, I'm too scared to think what Chuck would do to me if I didn't vote for Huckabee. Sorry, Obama.

No word yet on the eagerly anticipated Clarence "Oh my God, the quarterback is TOAST!" Gilyard Jr. presidential endorsement.