Sex Tapes: Not Just For Pamela Anderson Anymore

Head to Brooklyn Vegan for info about Meg White's new sex tape circulating on the Internet.

So if "exhaustion" is the entertainment industry's code for "rehab", then "acute exhaustion" must stand for "everyone's gonna see me get buck wild."

There is a simple truth in this world, kids. Whereas in the past you could survive by simply following the maxims "the early bird gets the worm" and "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" (BTW, nice marketing work, apple growers), in today's world the most important rule to live by is - if you let someone take pictures or video of you naked, regardless of whether you are famous or unknown, beautiful or ugly, tall or short, fat or thin, it will end up on the Internet.

Edited to add: The band's PR folks are claiming that this is NOT Meg... Phew.