The Caribbean Is Full of Tropical Islands

We all know most college athletes aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Rarely, though, do we get actual, tangible proof as to just how dull they actually are. Check out this term paper from a member of the University of Michigan's 2006 football team. It's bad enough that this was a term paper for any collegiate class -- even worse, though, is that it was a 400-level course.

Space, bitches!