Monday, March 05, 2007

Another Genius In His Own Mind

Like uber-shmuck Brandon Flowers before him, Coldplay's Chris Martin appears to be buying his own bullshit. In an interview with the AP yesterday, Gwynnie's husband had this to say about his band's new pile of streaming crap album:
"In order for us to get excited about a new album, we have to have one song that we feel like everybody has to hear ... before we die, otherwise we'll be terribly depressed," Martin said. "So luckily with this new record we're going to make, we have that one song."

"I can't tell you about it, but it's basically genius."
Wow. It looks like Chris and the gang are having the same problem as most of our youth -- an overinflated sense of self-worth. Face it, Chris, we're all unimportant in the grand scheme of things. And you're less important that most. Now please go away.

(Photo source.)

3 Comments:

At 9:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You SUCK!! Chris Martin rules!! And so does Coldplay!! Just because you have probably no musical talent, you don't have to take it out on people who DO.

 
At 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You fruit loop.

Why don't you do what Brandon and Chris have done then maybe you can talk more bulls**t too!

 
At 6:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT THE HELL

chris AND brandon are both extremely talented and have a right to be confident in their work

uber schmuck? brandon is a genius

and coldplays albums all take a lot of work, so they deserve to be called genius

you do something like that, something thats actually GOOD other than bashing artists on some website, and try not to take pride in your hard work.
kthnks.

 

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