Another Genius In His Own Mind

Like uber-shmuck Brandon Flowers before him, Coldplay's Chris Martin appears to be buying his own bullshit. In an interview with the AP yesterday, Gwynnie's husband had this to say about his band's new pile of streaming crap album:

"In order for us to get excited about a new album, we have to have one song that we feel like everybody has to hear ... before we die, otherwise we'll be terribly depressed," Martin said. "So luckily with this new record we're going to make, we have that one song."

"I can't tell you about it, but it's basically genius."

Wow. It looks like Chris and the gang are having the same problem as most of our youth -- an overinflated sense of self-worth. Face it, Chris, we're all unimportant in the grand scheme of things. And you're less important that most. Now please go away.

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