Liveblogging the Grammys... Kinda

Never done the liveblogging thing before, and not planning to make a thing of it, but I'm compelled to go on record saying that this whole Police thing is, quite possibly, the most overblown, unnecessary reunion of all time. This rendition of "Roxanne" just took about 4 years off my life. Awful.

And while I'm here, three other thoughts:

(1) Half that arena got screwed (or did they?) because they couldn't even see the stage where the band was performing.
(2) Who exactly are these ridiculously uncomfortable-looking white people in the mosh pits?
(3) Mosh pits at the Grammys?

OK, that's it. Keep your fingers crossed that my uncle wins himself a Grammy.

Edited to add: He didn't. He was in a pre-broadcast award. Fucking Jersey Boys.