The Onion's Annual Obligatory Holiday Charity Party

Not sure if this has made the rounds or not, but Sal points out that The Onion is hosting its annual holiday party at Union Hall on Saturday, December 16th. The show will feature Sloan, David Cross, Whitest Kids 'U Know and Jessica Rose & The Hi-Life.

For more information, go here. The show is free, but you need to RSVP to onionparty@theonion.com by December 13th, and there is a suggested donation of $10-$15 (donations go to 826NYC). And by "suggested" they mean mandatory:

There is a $10-$15 suggested donation at the door. Proceeds from donations go to benefit 826NYC, the kids writing and arts program in Brooklyn. And by suggested, we mean, don't be cheap, support the kids, $10-$15 won't kill you. We already told the kids that you would donate, and if you didn't, it meant that you hated children, especially the kids at 826NYC. Your donation gets you beer from Bass, food, and entry into the raffle for some very nice prizes.

Hmm.. Sloan, David Cross, free beer and raffles. I'm in.