Chicks Dig Skid Row

Edited to add: Shhhhhh, it's a secret.

This guy may be the greatest album reviewer ever.

Ignore the fact that I was using Google to find reviews of the new Skid Row album, Revolutions Per Minute [out NOW!], and think about these facts:

(1) This website, Bella Online, calls itself "The Voice of Women".
(2) The "Voice of Women" has its own full-time Heavy Metal/Hard Rock editor.
(3) The "Voice of Women's" Heavy Metal/Hard Rock Editor is Tiger Woods' old caddie, Mike "Fluff" Cowan. (Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.)

Seriously, this is one of the greatest, most absurd things I've ever seen. It also confirms something I've suspected for years - chicks dig handlebar mustaches. Gonna start growing myself one right now.